I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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