she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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