Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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