You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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