Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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