with your own penis?
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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