well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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