We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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