Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My vagina is very pro this idea
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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