he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Are my feet made of real feet?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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