Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
bring money and cleavage
he fucked my hip out of place.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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