awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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