Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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