you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
i out mim tonsoeep
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