I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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