I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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