Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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