I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
