I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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