i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i dont even know how to be here
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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