we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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