So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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