lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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