The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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