if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
