Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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