is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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