you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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