I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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