Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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