In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Randomize