Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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