the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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