just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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