They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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