Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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