doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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