Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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