The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Come see our sink grown plant.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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