first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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