We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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