those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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