Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
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