He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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