So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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