just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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