Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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