I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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