Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I need help removing her.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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