Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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