seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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