No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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