let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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