So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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